Oh, hai! I read books, then I write down what I think of them.
... which means I'm spending today trying to find a new one.
Which means I'm thigh deep in phrases like:
Transform the hum-drum chore of washing into a no-hassle dream with the Samsung ecobubble™ WF70F5E2W4W Washing Machine.
It's inspired me to raise my ambitions. That's what rhyming marketing copy and an downloadable app will do for you.